Your room, in a house located at or on the “kitties’ titties”, will even come with “WALLs and a CEILING” (guaranteed to block both wind and rain), and carpet “so soft it transcends the barefoot walking experience”.
The shower contains hot water.
Oh and if you don’t like Ryan Gosling movies then fuck off. Hahaha just kidding. No, but seriously fuck off.
Part of me definitely wants to move in with these guys. They have balls, of that I am certain.
Read the full flatmate ad here.